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No, I'm not hacking.
No Linux is not a movie.
No, you are not a developer because you can put "Hello World" on a website.
No, this isn't a waste of my time.
Yes, I will use it.
Yes, I'll make you a website for free. NOT!
Your phone is both Android and Samsung.
No, what they did in the movie is impossible.
No, I can't predict the stock market.
No, I'm not Mr. Robot, but I know him...

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  • 28
    That one where your phone is both Samsung and Android 🎖
  • 2
    No my phone is not Samsung
  • 11
    "But the guy in the TV did it in 5'! You're so bad at your job!"
    *sigh*
  • 3
    @Jilano this makes me cringe and punch the person who says this.
  • 3
    That's codist! Why is only putting "Hello World" in a website a sign of not being a dev? Printing that out in any language doesn't make you a dev either! Don't assume my code or my son's code ever again!
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