My neighbor: Hey can you install FIFA 16 on my laptop? I can't seem to have the crack.
Me: I can't do that.
Him: Why not? They teach you that in college, right?
(He's damn serious btw.)

I'd have told him that's illegal

*pulls out phone as I walk away*

Fake call: Hi police, I'd like to report a case of copyright infringement

*neighbor promptly shits themselves*

Will never bug you again

Bonus points for use of speakers, blue lights and a siren mp3.

@querellaMMXII Double Bonus for hiring actors to pretend they are cops and arrest him

@querellaMMXII These neighbors of mine haven't paid for anything in their PC ever. I'm sure they'd have laughed me off if I said downloading games for free was illegal.