New ticket: Add Feature
description: (will be updated)

Last famous words before the creator went on vacation until app release

Ah my favourite is:

New ticket: feature x
Description: see confluence page (link)

Confluence page: a mile long with several excel spread sheets and Visio diagrams.

Filtering through all content, find something related to ticket in 3rd excel spreadsheet with a link to a word document in a OneDrive folder.

I don't get paid enough to go on a treasure hunt.