6 months ago I had to implement a new feature and realized that a related uploading feature was broken if you choose a specific service to upload to.

I was wondering why nobody had reported this, so I took a look at the usage of said feature and it seems literally no client ever used it since it was released almost 2 years ago.

Only the product owner used it in the beginning... only for testing it...

2 weeks well spend.

Well, seems like my boss realized what he did (see my last rant) and wrote a passive aggressive commit message about himself to make up for it

Too bad staging is still broken 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Boss: "You hardcoded the redirect uri in the code (Early on during development and forgot about it, because apple OAuth is a piece of shit), but don't worry I fixed it by hardcoding the uri with the production host into the config file where clearly all settings are fetched from the OS Environment variables at runtime. This will surely fix the problem in staging we have, no need to thank me"

!dev

Fuck my internal clock, it's 11am, I went to sleep at 4am, I'm still tired and yet my body refuses to sleep any longer. Just let me sleep to my fullest for once!

Wow, Apple can make even a login button a pain in the ass

Missing data in 3rd party APIs is the reason why we can't have pretty NULL constraints

Politely telling people to fuck off with their stupid ideas

A: Do you still have that number?
Me: What number?
A: That number written on that paper I see on your desk.
Me: I guess it's on that paper then.
A: Thanks *leaves*

???

It was an email and it's missing the domain...

Gotta love it when the problem you have with an unfamiliar OSS project is so easy to fix that you can do it yourself

"Please stop importing the resources so fast, our servers can't keep up"

Please send the correct data in the first place, so we don't need to fetch all of it again under time pressure

What kind of retard puts a non global id in an api without mentioning that it's not

"Use java swing as your 2d game engine"

If this is someone you know, tell them to look at "processing"

First day after some holidays. Only overslept 5 hours, because I forgot to set an alarm. How was your monday?

You might think that I'd know better and stop caring about the design while prototyping, but I still can't help it work 4 times as long on the layout than the actual logic

Screw you bash 🤡

I wasted fucking hours just trying to find out why curl doesn't send the data I've interpolated from a variable.

It doesn't even send the fucking hardcoded part of the data. I've compared it with a curl command generated by firefox, which works fine. Literally the only difference is that I interpolate a variable and I've echoed the contents of that variable and that was fine as well. I've even checked the interpolated string and it was fine.

And then I moved more stuff into the hardcoded part and it just started to work.

Wtf is this bullshit. I really feel like learning intermediate bash scripting is just a waste of time, just how complicated can you make debugging something so simple.

Every fucking time I give bash scripting a chance this shit costs me so much time, patience and motivation, I really wanna prefer that shit to python, because managing python dependencies for a script sucks ass^2,, but at least I can get shit done in Python. Just fucking end me or give me a language that doesn't make me wanna shoot myself

8 deadlines, 2 people, 1 day before the holidays

And we managed it all! 🥳🥳🥳

Is this feature where brew breaks dependencies at random whenever you run it a reason why people love macOS?

Me rejecting working code in a code review, because it smells

Apparently you need to pay microsoft in order to have access to some security features, such as removing managing connected oauth apps.

What a fucking joke, I need to check a fucking screen of yours that our client has deemed as a bug.

Get your shit together and stop bring such a greedy whore microshit

I found an api that doesn't offer https when you use their free plan.

FFS, you have to send your api in plaintext... What dumbass of a developer didn't step up to marketing and told them to shut their fucking uneducated mouths

This stupid motherfucker just updated a dependency without even realising that it breaks everything, pushed it to the package manager and causes me almost 2 days debugging.

Nico nico wanna break your fucking knee

SteamOS 3.0, which will be running on the Steamdeck is based on Arch Linux.

On one hand I'm looking forward what it means for gaming, but on the other hand I'm scared that the sentence "I'm using Arch btw." will lose some power

Today I wrote a SQL query with 7 joins. What's your record?

Me: Hey, I'm going to refill my water bottle. You need some as well?
Coworker: Yeah, thanks let me just drink the remaining bits
*starts chugging down 3/4 full bottle*
Me: PFFFFT, you don't need a refill please, for the love of god, staph

It's not our fucking fault 🥳🥳🥳

The other team still used an API call so deprecated, that re removed it.

Your most nerve wrecking / riskiest deployment?

I once made a deployment during a meeting of my boss and the client, while they were using said a live chatting feature, in order to fix a bug in said chat.

This was essentially also testing rolling deployments and and state handoff at the same time.

My boss and the client didn't notice the deployment (My boss was in on it btw).
Epic win

Stakeholder wants some features. I had a good laugh when I see that he referenced onlyfans for these features.

We going down the porn route 🤑😎

A: Hey yo, that function should only support up to 20 objects
B: Say no more fam

https://api.flutter.dev/flutter/...

LinkedIn, if you have the nerves to send me an email, how about you also have some guts and tell me what that "notification" is about. Not that I care in the first place, but generally whenever I see the notification after logging in, I would think the same every time: That was a waste of time to read, even if it was in the email subject.

Like I care about some recruiter and his PHP shit when I've clearly stated as technology I want to avoid, have been deployed for 2 years and am using the tools I prefer.

I also don't care if I appeared in a search.
"Holy fuck, you appeared in that shitshow of a companies shithead recruiter. You better start celebrating like you won the fucking lottery and put your hips in a submissive position like a good boy"

"Thank you for using linkedIn, have you considered giving us money?" - automated bot of linkedIn stuff every now and then.

Is there some kind of fetish I'm missing that makes this an enjoyable or endurable experience?