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@theZorgEffect And you would never know either way 😊
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GET /rants/266729 HTTP/1.1
Host: www.devrant.com
User-Agent: Mozilla/5.0 (X11; Linux x86_64) AppleWebKit/537.36 (KHTML, whatever the fuck that is, like Gecko) Chrome/54.0.28.40.59 Safari/whyJustWhy
Accept: text/joke,words/laugh,dialogue/humour+irony,humor/anti
Accepted-Encoding: gzip,deflated expectations
Accept-Charset: utf-8 or GTFO
Keep-Alive: 15 GetToThePunchline
Cache-Control: no-cache, who rewatches standup wtf -
@rozzzly awesome!
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@SuperNOVA not in the slightest. It's one of the more clever, albeit overplayed IT jokes
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