I got my devRant stickers in. Slapped them on the case for my modified pi zero

Ballmer's peak is the only reason I need for whiskey while late night programming

Linker errors and
Linker errors and
Linker errors and
Linker errors and
Linker errors and
Linker errors

What the hell is wrong with the CLang standard libraries? Whose crazy idea was it to put memset and memcpy in the string library?

Creating my first GPL OpenSource project. I'm so excited!

Using lambda expression to simplify otherwise large function calls in Python makes me feel warm and fuzzy inside.

Anytime anyone asks me where I'm gonna get in life programming, I'm gonna show them the video of Steve Ballmer screaming "DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS", only to shortly be followed by wheezing, sweat, and praying for sweet air and mercy...

HOW MUCH DO YOU THINK MICROSOFT WINDOWS IS WORTH?!

So to start off, I am a hipster. Guilty as charged. A few months ago.

Me and my work's programming team decided to enter a hackathon. Note, I had never stayed awake for 48 hours straight programming before.

It was late and I was waiting on programmer 1 to finish writing a class so I can finish a part of the network code. We were all working on the same git repository, same branch for some reason at the time.

So I started just writing in random comments in the code while waiting. I finally got to complete the network and committed my work.

They both made a pull about the same time and both my boss and coworker turned around at the same time.

I had written a comment
// Ya know those glasses I wear to work everyday? They're not prescription. They're fake.

The look of disappointment just staring me down was absolutely priceless. And the fact that they both read the comment at the same time.. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Anyone else grow up coding through online dev communities?

I grew up on this 2d ORPG game engine derived from mirage that had a smf2 forum driven community.

Oh the good old days...

When people think we are IT

When you were growing up to be a developer and your mom brags about what a genius you were and has literally no idea what she was bragging about...

#IJustInstalledLinuxMomChill...

Funny story my step dad was bragging about me hacking Google to a group of his guys a few months ago (mind you I'm 21, he's a roofing contractor) and he calls me over and is like "yo, Jimmy. Tell them how you hacked google. (Obviously I never "hacked google", whatever that means) and this guy he's talking to say:

"Oh shit. You can do that shazz".

For my own amusement I replied:
"Yeah I hacked google last week. I HTML'd into their json databases to pull out an ASP in order to bash attack on their .Net services using only CSS"

Of course the man's only response at this point was to ask me how much it would cost me to build him a site...

Motivation.exe has stopped responding,

Would you like to send a crash report to Microsoft?

Worst part of being a developer?

Everyone thinks you want to freelance a website for them...

Even when you're not a web developer

What do you do?

I write software.

Oh so you're good with computers and stuff?

Yeah

That's p sweet, can you build me a site?

No. 😃

devRant, cuz everyone needs something to do whole compiling.