Honestly, who could have thought at some point of his life that having all the business logic on the database with 20k stored procedures was a good idea?

Vendor lock-in

@Demolishun makes sense. It’s sybase.

A mad person?

@PonySlaystation that’s the PG version of what I would call them.

I see they've moved you to the project I once had to endure, too.

At least that's what I hope. The entire business logic in SQL and using a template engine for the statements because hmmm MAYBE it's the wrong tool for the job... that just can't happen twice on this planet. I veto that. Just no.

The company starts which I and ends with e? Lol

now being serious it’s impossible to explain to these people that everything done today that way rise exponentially the cost of a future migration, because even short term future projects are planned to work that way.

@eptsousa the company name starts with i and ends with b.

Fuck. It did happen a second time.

@VaderNT ad I said in another rant.

Every day further from god lol

Intertrode?

Just be glad you are not at Penetrode...