Client : "I just want one button that does everything!"

it's called the power button on your pc

Just tell them That it will be a 10 billion USD, and 20 year project to build them a single button to do everything.

Welcome to devRant! Working with an enterprise vendor and I just want one button with properties and behaviors I can set.

you can make it a button like iphone, that when they hold it down it uses voice reconision, then you can extend it do do about everything, like translate it to unix commands or whatever, with root privileges, i'm sure they'll be happy with that

I said to the client a lot of the processes can be automated. Their response... It needs to be simple...🤗

@danny2097 make it very complicated and then when they comment it should be simple, reply "be glad it's only one of those"

Worst of all they think I'm the moron... 😆

let's say escape button

@mc86 epic+=1

"Me too"

Make it so it randomly executes one of all the 'everything' required functions.

I once did a project where I made button for someone to make their job easier. Turns out that button made their job superfluous... felt kinda bad, but he literally asked for it