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35d

Oh please it's weekend. Don't call me or message me, especially if it's not urgent 😡 My contract doesn't include selling my soul.

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  • 2
    Get a seperate cheap phone for work and turn it off when youre not working :)
  • 2
    "So, listen. It's very urgent! One of out toilets' small flush button broke, we need you ASAP!"

    "No we cannot wait, what if someone came in while the place is closed and needed to pee and didn't have enough brain cells to use the big flush"
  • 3
    @ThatPerlDeb Or better yet, don't answer work calls on your personal phone. If they need you to have one for your job, they should provide one.

    Also, my printer is not working, OP
    Send help
  • 0
    @ThatPerlDeb exactly what I did
  • 0
    @ThatPerlDeb exactly what I did at my last place. Worked like magic.
  • 1
    but does your contract include splitting your soul into horcruxes? He-who-must-not-be-named
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