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Python - I am cool, I fuck well

C++ - I am old, but I fuck fast. Get lost kid.

Python runtime sucks man !

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  • 10
    worst analogy ever
  • 5
    I get what you mean, but your analogy (pun intended) is the worst. How the hell is fucking fast better than fucking well? Enlighten me.
  • 4
    @neeno
    Inductive reasoning at its finest. "When I fuck fast, I reach climax sooner. Therefore all good fucks are fast fucks." That's before unpacking what happens to the partner in this scenario.
  • 10
    Ah today's dose of what the actual fuck
  • 0
    Fast fucks are bad fucks, terrible analogy
  • 1
    If C++ fucks as fast as rabbits. It'll cum in 3 nano seconds.
  • 1
    It's more like,
    C++: I fuck all the time bruh
    Python: wow ur so cool. Can you get me a gf so I fuck?
    C++: sure bruh but, it'll cost ya
    Python: how much?
    C++: a few more nanoseconds. Let me call my pimp C
  • 1
    @AshesOfTheSun Bruh a few nanoseconds? Python is out at that moment lol.
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