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AlgoRythm
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SELECT * FROM PEOPLE WHERE GIRLFRIEND = 'Y';

> 0 rows returned

*Sigh*

SELECT VIDEO FROM WEBSITES WHERE URL LIKE '%hub%';

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  • 6
    Is your relationship status important enough to rant about? 😅
  • 6
    @Elyz well it is the only thing that has ruined my mood lately.

    And I did put it in joke category, but it's kinda one of those laugh-so-you-dont-cry things
  • 3
    @AlgoRythm I'm sorry you feel that way, hen. I hope you find a way to cope with it. It's good to know how to feel happy alone.
  • 1
    @Elyz just trying to find out how to lower the difficulty setting on Tinder
  • 3
    @AlgoRythm I'm unfamiliar with that platform since it looked like an unbeatable game to me so I never even tried 😅 points for being braver than I.
  • 1
    @Elyz your suspicions are correct. I could max out the char limit on a rant about my experience on Tinder, and it has only been a month since I was depressed enough to try it.
  • 4
    @AlgoRythm hen it ain't worth it. You'd probs have better luck looking in the real world. But then again nobody dates the old fashioned way anymore so.. maybe all of us who aren't into the tinder vibe are just doomed to be single for life? 🤷 This has been uplifting theories by Elyz
  • 2
    @Elyz can't help but agree. And the real world is kinda shut down right now.

    Eventually there will be a decent person on Tinder just by sheer luck. I mean, I'm there.
  • 6
    hey! does github support video now? took them long enough!

    on a serious note, tinder was harder for me than any other dating app, at the end I managed to meet my now-wife with facebook dating app(I can't stress that enough), I don't now if that's still just available in selected countries tough
  • 1
    @AlgoRythm I'll cross my fingers for ya.
  • 3
    @JhonDoe facebook has dating that isn't just creepy groups now? What is this world coming to? Zuckerberg is controlling our hearts now too 🤭
  • 0
    @JhonDoe technically always has! And idk about their content policy but afaik you can put NSFW things in a repo?

    I might look for alternative apps later on. Maybe Tinder just has a stigma for shitty people. (There are TONS of people that not even my desperate ass would consider)
  • 1
    @Elyz yah, it's been for a while and the version I've tried was so easy and was the only ads/subscribe-to-get-any-feature free of the bunch
  • 1
    Pornhub is a problematic substitute for love. It’s not only full of human trafficking and sexploitation, but in the end you still have nothing to show for it. I know the world is shut down but get on a dating app and just start looking for and connecting with people. Eventually something will work out. I met my wife online well before there were any apps at all. The Web didn’t even exist at that point. You can do it!
  • 3
    I met mine on Bumble. Maybe give that one a try. It's less sex-focused than Tinder but you know me. Even if it was a church gathering, I'll find ways. I think you'll do better there since you're probably a more decent person than I am.
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  • 4
    You store Boolean fields as CHAR(1) in the database.

    No wonder you're alone.
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  • 0
    @kwilliams as bad as it seems, char(1) is best for cross-db design. MySQL doesn't even have a Boolean type, it offers only tinyint.
  • 1
    @AlgoRythm tinyint is probably still a better fit for bool than char(1).
  • 0
    @kwilliams yeah, but I'm general, char is the only thing that works everywhere. That's why I put it in my rant which has no specific database syntax.

    Plus it's a little harder to use ("caps or no caps?") But it's just a tiny bit easier to read.
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