THERE IS ACTUALLY A REPOSITORY ON HOW TO ANNOY DEVELOPERS.
WOW. JUST WOW.

https://github.com/omidfi/...

http://howtoannoyawebdeveloper.com

Seems it's missing.
Give them a cup of noodle soup with a lovely letter smelling on roses (or something else that says female) and write "your code becomes what yo eat. Don't forget to eat, you need energy to write quality."..Or something like that :)

Hahaha this is golden

I get annoyed when the PM keeps asking if I made progress. "No. Because you keep interrupting my flow!"

Haha I hate that. They don't understand what it means to be zoned.

"Section 5 - If You Are an Event Organizer
...
For example you can have an all male panel of speakers, "

Good luck getting anything else for a FOSS event...