Let the spying begin!

Spraying*

Got it? Air freshener! Oh I'm so funny!!

@Jase No, but if you mention eggs in a conversation, you'll be spammed to oblivion with egg adverts.

@Jase
It has an internal warp drive.

If you say "Hey Google. Warp me to Paris" the Google home will then start moving your atoms over to customs so you have to wait in line for 3 hours.

Then when you get through you realize your Google home is too far away to tell it to continue the warp. You end up just buying a damn plane ticket to Paris.

@Jase
It is an ancient book in most american homes that guests cover their face in ink and then slam it on the book. This is the most primitive type of facial recognition available today.

Fun fact. The FBI did not need a search warrant to take your Facebook.
True story.