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kiki
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In Alpro soy milk range, the original one is often overlooked. There are ridiculously tasty soy vanilla, soy almond and professional coconut. But being THAT sensitive I can always distinguish like yea, here’s the soy and here’s the coconut purée. This always prevented me from focusing on just soy and how complex it really is.

So I tried the original soy milk and yes, the purest form was hidden in plain sight all this time. It’s just soy, pure soy, like a pokimane subreddit meetup. I love it.

It’s a moment of a purist finding a pure thing. This is the IDEA of soy milk, like Prolog is the idea of a declarative language.

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  • 1
    Soy is the grossest plant milk doe. Oat or almond is where it's at. (Not rice, that's too sweet)
  • 0
    @Elyz they’re all great if you’re contemplating and not gulping like an unclogging sink
  • 1
    @uyouthe I must consume quickly. "Contemplating" your soy milk sounds like something boubas do
  • 0
    @Elyz only in your bouba world of your bouba assumptions
  • 2
    @uyouthe real kikis gulp down their milk in < 0.3 seconds. I'm sorry you are too bouba to see this
  • 1
    @Elyz say this again, but slowly
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