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Lexter84113dWhen client did not pay to may with FUCK YOU words.
c3r38r170133913dA cute girl asking me how JS modules worked (via a common friend recommendation) as she needed it for an exam, and spending a night at the bar due to that.
I hope I can find her again, she was kind of cool.
This one time I hacked the DoJ with the grep command in 10 seconds while getting a blowjob from Halley Berry and having a gun to my head.
Then later I programmed a worm on the weirdest fucking computer ever while drinking red wine.
Ranchonyx605313dHaving to explain java code to a hot girl in highschool and acting bored while actually being happy as fuck.
NEMESISprj17513dWhen my compiler goes from 0 to 100 critical warnings and errors about memory leaks in 2.8 seconds screaming "please stop, you're making me leak".
Lor-inc516412dI tried to teach my then-girlfriend in secondary school to program because we had tests to pass. She wasn't interested at all, but it wasn't optional. After a while we stopped because it kept devolving into sex and no work was done, which sounds great but it set her back in her studies by a lot and strained our relationship.