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A previous co-worker (dev) bought a "foot mouse" he found on a Chinese website, then changed his keyboard's layout to match the "natural human cognitive ability" also bought a sleeping bag because he needed a "power nap" after lunch break he even asked our MD to buy him an ergonomic chair which would cost around 1200 USD ( of course our MD refused) then the worst of the worst, he had this habit of chewing his food loudly when he's eating something he likes.
One time our operations manager (she was pregnant XD) screamed at him from her desk " RAYAAAAN SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH I CAN HEAR IT FROM HERE DAMN IT"

He literally spilled some of the food he was chewing on his desk and I burst out laughing like crazy.
On the same day our MD told us to follow a new "no food in office" policy 😂😂😂

Sad story is that when he left the company I had to revert his PC to how it was including resetting the keyboard layout to default, remember his "foot mouse" ? Well he had to modify the mouse settings so all directions were inverted.

The first thing I said when I turned on his laptop was

FUCK YOU RAYAN!!

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  • 7
    Oh dear this sounds like me... Now I want a foot mouse... I'm just going to go ahead and hide my programmer Dvorak keyboard layout....

    While this is true.. It's also true I'd remove that layout and mouse if I were to leave a company :)
  • 6
    Lol I've seen the foot mouse. And some day I will finally learn the Colemak keyboard layout that I respect so much. But alas, I'm just a typical QWERTY and hand-mouse user at the moment.
  • 9
    Foot mouse, eh? Sounds gross and comforting at the same time ...
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