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TLDR; i wrote recursive compression with random algorithm to fuck up some lazy ass girl.

one day, unknown classmate told me she has a family reunion and cannot do his programming assignment which will be collected next day in the morning, so she ask me to do it. i say i need to put a price tag to it because i want to buy a new RasPi --i don't know her either so i don't feel bad about it. i told her i need $20 and after some bargaining it settled at $15. i work on it about 3 hours and told her it's finished and send her demo video as a proof. she happy with the result. and will come to my house later that night to get the source code. at night, she came, and give me only $8 bucks, of course i get mad, with every arguments she throws at me i resist to give her the source code. but since i tired enough to get into a longer arguments i accept the 8 bucks i go upstairs to get the source code. but instead of giving her the actual source code; i wrote a quick script to do 50 compress source code folder recursively with random compression algorithm--sometimes gzip sometimes lzma. and give her the final 50 times compressed source code. EAT SHIT MOTHERFUCKER

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  • 8
    But she still got the source, and you still got paid less than agreed to. You didn't feel bad about asking for payment, why would you settle for accepting half of what you were owed?
  • 0
    42.zip
  • 12
    You should have asked for at least a BJ for the missing $7.
  • 1
    @molaram The post and this comment gave me a weird visual of an episode of Catdog where dog entered cat's mouth, passed through his (their) stomach, and came back out of cat's mouth.

    I love cartoons.
  • 1
    @rutee07 don't you mean entered the cat's ass and came out of its mouth?
  • 1
    @molaram That would have been a better show but I don't remember them having asses. I guess they shit through their mouths or something.
  • 0
    @molaram I like your way 🤔
  • 2
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    i told her i need $20 and after some bargaining it settled at $15.

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    If you need $20, ask for double, then bargain down to $25 :-)

    Another way is to try and figure out how much they can afford.

    Eg. if they can afford $100, ask for $200, bargain down to $100..

    Price is not so much what something is worth, it is what someone can afford to pay for it.
  • 1
    I'm reminded of a date where they said they would pay half, and then stiffed me for their half by not having any money.

    Next date, I want to see the cash on the table !

    Or we are paying each others halves separately and the place knows this !

    Cost me 20+ hours of work to pay for their half of the bill.

    When I complained online, I got stung with a hate crime !

    Lesson there, never believe what someone says they will do..

    Second lesson, always pay for the whole date, because they probably won't pay half, even if they say they will !

    Perhaps third lesson, no ones worth 40 hours of working to pay for a date..
  • 6
    dude she came to your house, at night, over "compute stuff" and a bs excuse around the holidays. for something that cost 15 fucking dollars.

    she was lonely and down tf. guarantee it.

    molaram was righf. missed opportunity.
  • 1
    @Wisecrack maybe she wasnt pretty?
  • 0
    @zemaitis stop interrupting my fantasies. I already wrote an entire fanfiction, five whole chapters!
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