just do inline assembly in c++, feels like submissive bondage

Whenever non-tech boss / client, dive into software engineering problem trying to micromanaging us, and ask how he could help to solve us hoping that the project could speed up in some way.

just stay the fuck away

This Guy Fucks

Richard Stallman is my hero <3

FUCKING SHIT ! IS THIS WHAT YOU CALL A QUALITY REPO ?

FUCKING NODE_MODULES IN YOUR FUCKING REPO ?

Shower Thought :
I wonder, in the future, since people is easily offended by everything, variable naming would be such a concern it'll be seriously implemented in the compiler, and be like
"Error at 16:1 NamingConventionError : 'fuckThis' is not linear with our guidelines"

any thoughts about Egoistic Altruism ?

(just came from Kurzgesagt)

DigitalOcean or AmazonCloud ?

Just got my Contract canceled by my client cuz introducing -- my half-month of hard work -- April Fools Theme to his Website i've been working on past 5 months (not including vacation).

Worth it 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Ok so the real question is, if the Floating Points have some limitation in accuracy, how do Supercomputers Handle that?

He Attacc
He Protecc

And most importantly

He Searcc

Ok so the good news is. My vacation is in 2 weeks. And also just got Hired, and handed a big project with big money

The bad news is They need to refactor and document their legacy code from last dev partner. And this is the commit history

OH MY FUCKING GOD KILL ME NOW!

Welcome Twitch streamer ! @mcintire

I've been drunk quite a lot lately, yet i'm not tryna forget or quit anything. Am i getting alcoholic ? This create a lot of bad situation going around my life, sleep deprivation, health problem, etc..

Am i thinking my work and my company to seriously? Last time i work too hard, i got hospitalized for exhaustion. My brain can't stop thinking, always getting left and right, here and there. Am i getting crazy?

Don't work.

Die.

I recently bought 2 google home. 1 placed in living room, and 1 in our bedroom.

That weird feeling of being spied makes me can't have sex like normal again o_O, sometimes i like to cover her face with pillows 🤣

dev/ChoosingBeggars

Condition : Deadlines in 7 Hours. Submit on Class

MyClassmate : "Have you done the last Assignment?"
Me : "Technically Speaking, yes, i've done that in Python, since we need to use C, i need to Translate it first"
MC : "Can you teach me?"
Me : "I wouldn't say i won't, but it's 1 AM, time is short, need to sleep, I can give you the python code tho"
MC : "wait, so you will submit the python code without Translating it first?"
Me : "Of course not, i can translate it less than 30 minutes, i'll finish and submit it before class"
MC : "can you translate it now, so you can email that to me at <his email address>, so i can sleep now and we can submit it together this morning"
Me : "i can't tell you are serious or not, anyway, see you in class"

🤦‍♂🤦‍♂🤦‍♂🤦‍♂🤦‍♂ <screenshot in indonesian, just for proofs>

Alice is pink again!! ^_^

Me and @aureliagbrl have a lot rants and stories posted here 😂😂😂😂

@Haxk20 did you finish your 8x8 LED Cube? I am going to build one. Maybe i'm gonna use your code.

Just got hospitalized because of exhaustion after 22 Hours of non-stop Programming. Diagnosed having Light Cardiac Arhythmia

Its Raining Season, my usual habit of Morning Jog cannot be done, i gain 12kg this past 1.5 month. I need to consider joining gym membership.

I am fucked up.

converted to red clan, no longer yellow, no pink again. I am an always mad dev now. Da new Alex's student, who know da wae.

Lit up the candle, convert me ! @Root

Currently i have a small web dev project and i set up a live preview website so he cant see it developing and This literally Just happened

Client : hey, are you currently working on my website?
Me : Yes on my computer and working on it, can i help you with something?
C: yeah just a little bit, that logo on the top left are just a bit squeezed in size and stay like that since 5 days ago and it's bothering me, can you fix it?
Me : nah, its just a simple thing. give me a sec and try reload--
C: why is your voice echoing? Don't tell me you are coding in the bathroom
Me: ummm.. No... I guess...? (I Am)
C: 🤣
Me: sorry 😅

0x0000ff 😓

Who miss the old nat geo theme orchestral song? Damn the Adventurous nostalgia.

https://youtu.be/bp-ICI-9gXs

Im so sorry, not slept for past 42 Hours

Since i am successfully make my employee join devrant, they are started arguing the best editor, 3 choose neovim and 2 other join VScode side.

I choose to use Joe's Own Editor.

And also i am converted to Pink Religion.

After Bought Minecraft, I'm planning to create a Programmable 4-bit Computer.

Just Finished Building ALU, So Here's my Progress Screenshots :

1. Op-Codes and Input A Sides

PINK POWAAAAAA !!!!

@Linux Yo is your minecraft server still up? Just bought minecraft, want to join !