U know u need to get laid when u type pussy instead of putty

This is the best one I heard in 2017.

*Types pussy into the start menu*...

Still doesn't get laid.

Wonder how your search history looks like 😂

Pussy not found

Put pussy on your path.

LOL guys!!! Go out..get some shushi!

@monzakaz You're sick!!!

@drRoss
You..watch it man..i didnt type " pussy " into the start menue...
Pretty ovious why you dont get laid.
.o0 must be that " british sharm""

@drRoss
In case someone else doesnt give Ya the clue: this sh/÷/\÷\t was offencive. I do expect the apologzy.
Be like a man ..not like sysadm dirtbag thinking himself as a IT crew

I was being sarcastic... Chill out.

You won't get an apology from me, and thanks for insulting my job off the back of a joke.

drRoss..that was totally insult.o0 not a sarcasm. I love sushi. /sights\ I am a lady..i apologize..did not came here to namecalling nobody..and i came here to chill. I m chill now. You can keep your apology..but You will buy me the shushi ..because that sarcasm did hurt and people can leave.
PS.../quietly\ not a bad word about the job....i have the same proffession written in papers...

Have all the sushi you like.