Some people in my company wants reports in excel but doesn't know how to use filter. Their daily job requires them to have excel knowledge. What the fuck is happening over here. Motherfuck!

Everyone is abusing that word "Urgently" in email.

I don't get it, why the fuck are you cc'ing me in all the support ticket you are done/close. The ticket has nothing to do with my work. Fuck you cunt.

I hate my fucking job but I can't resign as I can't afford myself financially. Fuck my life

I'm feeling so lonely at work. No one is interested in talking to me. They talk only when they need something done.

I've been and I did my best being nice to everyone ☹️

We are moving from Oracle 10g to SQL Server 2019 because Oracle doesn't want to provide support to our legacy 10g database.

It doesn't much sense well anyways god bless us during data migration.

Oh one last thing, fuck business analyst team.

Fuck SAP.

composer create-project --prefer-dist myapp/bugs --no-dev fml

Too the future website developers, you guys are lucky to be developing website based on new edge (Chromium). You guys don't know what we have been through man.

Peace!

Boss: We don't want to use PHP because it's open source we want to keep all the applications secure and want Microsoft to support us whenever some thing happens to ASP.NET applications.

Me: But we will be using PHP on intranet applications and it won't be for public. ASP.NET is also open source.

Boss: No, we cant take that risk.

I'm not sure whose right over here. PS: All the applications we built are for internal purpose only.

At my workplace, we are working on the codebase from 1999. It's built on Oracle Forms and Reports. Fuck my life 😔

I applied for Software Devloper position but was called in for interview for Systems Analyst (IT). Nothing to do with coding. When I mentioned that I applied for Software Developer role, I was told that there is no vacancy for that role then why the fuck did you advertised and fuck the fuck did I apply.

Fuck

Fuck, I aren't getting any new job offer. Life is fucked up at this time.

Drunk and Coding.

Few minutes into work and I'm already hungry and sleepy. I had breakfast before I left home today. It's raining over here don't feel like moving from my desk.

Anyone else here hates making single page application? Please advise thanks.

I'm really not sure how to go about fixing an issue without knowing the error. The person whose facing the issue isn't cooperative at all.

Managing projects via Excel worksheet. Just fucking great.

Cut and paste is a very bad habit.

I worked really hard to make this girl my friend at work. We go for morning breaks around from 10:00 AM – 10:30 AM.

And then this new guy joined the company sitting close to me and we become friends. This new guy finds my girl friend really awesome and they are getting closer everyday and they are leaving me behind now and separates me with almost all the conversations during morning break meet.

Today, during the morning break. My girl friend said that I have changed and don't talk to her much like I used to. Way back when we met I really clearly told her that I have anxiety and social disorder so please bare with me and she told me that she will be there for me as a good friend.

I'm not sure what to do. I'm going to lose a good friend really soon.

I'm no longer happy at my current company. I'm deciding to resign once I get another job. Very badly looking for another job.

I really don't understand why Microsoft has created "Media Creation Tool" rather then linking the ISO files directly on their website.

Don't feel like working on side project since yesterday. I was so excited throughout the week but lost motivation on Friday. I just feel like sleeping.

PowerDVD still exist. Anyone using it?

So...Google Plus is finally shutting down after exposing user information. Thanks!

Which umbrella do you guys use? I'm looking an umbrella for rain and should be portable so that I can fold and put it on my bag.

Ran update query on 1m+ record without where clause. Thank god I missed the commit command or else today would have been my last day.

I HATE my work but I STILL go to work because I need money to pay-off mortgage.

I think overall CloudFlare is doing a great job. Thank you CloudFlare.

Today I sent email blast to wrong list of 12k recipients. I was given the list by another employee. I crashed the email server. It was fun.