Boss: We don't want to use PHP because it's open source we want to keep all the applications secure and want Microsoft to support us whenever some thing happens to ASP.NET applications.

Me: But we will be using PHP on intranet applications and it won't be for public. ASP.NET is also open source.

Boss: No, we cant take that risk.

I'm not sure whose right over here. PS: All the applications we built are for internal purpose only.

At my workplace, we are working on the codebase from 1999. It's built on Oracle Forms and Reports. Fuck my life 😔

I applied for Software Devloper position but was called in for interview for Systems Analyst (IT). Nothing to do with coding. When I mentioned that I applied for Software Developer role, I was told that there is no vacancy for that role then why the fuck did you advertised and fuck the fuck did I apply.

Fuck

Fuck, I aren't getting any new job offer. Life is fucked up at this time.

Drunk and Coding.

Few minutes into work and I'm already hungry and sleepy. I had breakfast before I left home today. It's raining over here don't feel like moving from my desk.

Anyone else here hates making single page application? Please advise thanks.

I'm really not sure how to go about fixing an issue without knowing the error. The person whose facing the issue isn't cooperative at all.

Managing projects via Excel worksheet. Just fucking great.

Cut and paste is a very bad habit.

I worked really hard to make this girl my friend at work. We go for morning breaks around from 10:00 AM – 10:30 AM.

And then this new guy joined the company sitting close to me and we become friends. This new guy finds my girl friend really awesome and they are getting closer everyday and they are leaving me behind now and separates me with almost all the conversations during morning break meet.

Today, during the morning break. My girl friend said that I have changed and don't talk to her much like I used to. Way back when we met I really clearly told her that I have anxiety and social disorder so please bare with me and she told me that she will be there for me as a good friend.

I'm not sure what to do. I'm going to lose a good friend really soon.

I'm no longer happy at my current company. I'm deciding to resign once I get another job. Very badly looking for another job.

I really don't understand why Microsoft has created "Media Creation Tool" rather then linking the ISO files directly on their website.

Don't feel like working on side project since yesterday. I was so excited throughout the week but lost motivation on Friday. I just feel like sleeping.

PowerDVD still exist. Anyone using it?

So...Google Plus is finally shutting down after exposing user information. Thanks!

Which umbrella do you guys use? I'm looking an umbrella for rain and should be portable so that I can fold and put it on my bag.

Ran update query on 1m+ record without where clause. Thank god I missed the commit command or else today would have been my last day.

I HATE my work but I STILL go to work because I need money to pay-off mortgage.

I think overall CloudFlare is doing a great job. Thank you CloudFlare.

Today I sent email blast to wrong list of 12k recipients. I was given the list by another employee. I crashed the email server. It was fun.

Fuck you Oracle Forms and fucking database locks.

I'm trying to Uninstall Visual Studio 2017 and the uninstaller is asking me to update the installer before I can proceed.

What type of fuck is this Microsoft?

Bank Teller: So how was your experience in using our online banking service.
Me: (Me looking at his face in awkward way)

I sent this email to client:

Hi Christine,
Can we shit this afternoon and go over the scope of work once again?

In reply she sent me this meme with few LOL emoji

I came to work early. Found myself a really good chair. In the "Staffs" channel on Slack told everyone that I rubbed my balls all over the chair. I guess this should stop someone from stealing this chair.

Related Rant:
https://devrant.com/rants/1637740/...

Someone is changing my chair in the office every time I go for break.

When DBA gives you access to the Prod DB instead of the Dev DB.

I thought it would be nice of me to take my fellow Developers for lunch. One of them is total bitch. She ate almost all my fries that I ordered. She ordered Chicken Chopsuey and was not able to that much because had to much fries.

Fuck man!

I'm 4 days old to this company. I spent 40 minutes debugging why the internet is not working. I asked the IT Guys for the support and they said everything is good.

So why the fuck is the internet not working? I rant at them. The IT Guy told me to calm down and then he will help me. So I calm down and again went to ask for help. He said that he will check it out after breakfast.

It's been more then an hour and he hasn't returned yet. I'm going to complain to the Boss when he comes in. This is not cool man.