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16d

Sitting here watching my wife drive toward the house on FindMy.

I'm not creepy. She has a Rueben Sandwich for me. I am tracking the Rueben Sandwich.

4 more miles. Reuben Sandwich.

rant

i want that sandwich
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  • 6
    16d
    IT'S HERE!!!! bye
  • 2
    16d
    We will envy you more enjoying that Reuben sandwich if you post a picture of it 😁 or we could also just assume you are really a possessive husband 🤭
  • 5
    16d
    FOUR MILES IN TWO MINUTES!?
  • 2
    16d
    😧
  • 7
    16d
    Who cares about a wife, I wish I had a rueben sandwich.
  • 2
    16d
    Yes.
  • 5
    16d
    Okay, enough with these signs from Satan. I'm getting one.
  • 3
    16d
    No one delivers to where I am, the nearest place to get one is 300 miles away across the ocean..

    Nearest I get to that is ordering some slightly out of date MRE's !

    Feels just like being in an episode of Lost..
  • 2
    16d
    I'm reminded today because finally a food parcel arrived, took 2+ years to reach me !

    It had to travel a tortuous route, since we aren't allowed to import food..

    But we are allowed to import computer parts !

    Not me..
  • 3
    16d
    Only some of the roads here are like this..
  • 1
    16d
    @rutee07

    Has it arrived yet ?
  • 1
    16d
    Hopefully no squirrels or cats killed going 120 mph! Ensure there’s no blood under your wife’s wheels lol!
  • 2
    16d
    @Nanos Yep.
  • 1
    16d
    Sounds good! My fav is provolone, ham, salami, lettuce, tomato, and mayo
  • 4
    16d
    Wife to marriage counselor, "After all these years, I find out he married me for my Ruben sandwiches!"

    Marriage counselor, "That's very interesting. I see our time is up. We'll talk about this next week."
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