What do you do when clients mark EVERYTHING as "HIGH PRIORITY" in their emails??? So bloody annoying!

Tell them to rank priorities based on numbers. 1..2..3..4.....

Reply with cat memes. Mark them as high priority

Wait for HIGHEST PRIORITY and then start working.

If everything is "HIGH PRIORITY!!1!" all from the same client, then they're not that high at all. That defeats the purpose.

I'd either pick whichever one I feel like at the time, roll a dice or choose something from a much nicer client.

I ran into this problem a lot and I usually do what @beningreenjam said

oh and "When everything is high priority, nothing is" haha