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Dear Customer,

I think you misunderstand the reason I sent you some documents for review.

I sent the examples to you so that you could see what your inputs produced.

I didn't send them to you so that you could fart out your mouth and about what you want like a little kid.

If there's shit on the page it is because you put that shit in the system ....

Please have someone else who is going to put a little bit of effort into this 'super important project' contact me.

Also bullet points don't work like this:

- Here I talk about a thing but
- and here I continue that thought with no context and incomplete sentences
- Also this is unrelated.
- But this is about the first bullet point again.
- Here I repeat another bullet point but I say it in a completely different way.

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  • 8
    - please
    - pay
    - your
    - invoice
  • 1
    Very nice!
    We could use this as a default answer for customers because it applies for most of them!

    "Shit in, shit out"
  • 4
    Fire the customer.
  • 0
    we gave up on one customee cause of this shit..
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