F*ck you CircleCi

Once had a manager who would say things like "you're odd" and didn't have the decency, and was paid double. Some people just step on others to make themselves look 'taller'. Had to leave that negative space immediately. Got a 40% pay rise at new company. Win!

I give up. Some of these pull requests will never get approved.

Anyone else use their 'personal development time' to get a quick nap?

Runs linter
168 files changed
"Yeh not gonna commit that because other will think I worked on it and send questions my way, I rather live in peace"

Meeting in calander: 1hr
Actual time taken: 1.5hr

Manager: "we are slow in delivery.. "

Product people always have something to say in a meeting 🤦‍♀️, regardless of beneficial or not. They just need to speak. It's like they have an urge inside to pee, and they have to let it go in a meeting. Always.

Will your work pay for github copilot?

Called someone Rat accidentally,
his name was Matt.

When companies say they migrated to microservices, they actually mean: Monoliths deployed in a microservices architecture

My manger get 4 promotions
While you're stuck in the same place,
Time to move?

This virtual recap 2021 year event could have been an email

Company: people are not taking holidays, let's have after work party midweek so they have to take a day off.

Employees: (next day after late night party) I'm calling in sick

Cal invite: scum meeting

Not sure to accept or decline

Tired of learning new languages every few months. Where am I going wrong? Asking for a friend

Want to take a moment to thank covid for helping us work remotely more easily.

You're a programmer, how do you even talk to someone as a human on a date?

Do people with brand new phones and no case radiate arrogance?

When other devs don't address the comments on the pull request and say its "requirement"

Unpopular opinion: Having a beard helps convince others that you are a senior engineer

My mind:"simple as"
My keyboard: "simple ass"

My manger: 😲

How do you stay happy, content?

If anyone says it will take a day, it actually means a month.
1week means 1month
1month means 3months
3months means 1year (will take some for the BA and Product Manager to realise actual the problem they are trying to solve)
1year means you won't be working on project, they'll outsource it.

Build failed

"The phoenix project" book

So you want full stack engineers to: design, do UX, create front end, build backend and deploy it in your mono repo stupid manual deployment "kubernetes cluster", add monitoring alerting manually, review others PR, QA our own apps and features, manually sync to Production, use VPN otherwise we cannot connect to anything, 2factor auth, do SRE, architecture diagrams, demo, run agile ceremonies, and learn a legacy coding language which was never mentioned in the job description. Did I miss anything?

How does Devrant make any money?

Accidentally typing 'git ass .' while pair programing instead of 'git add .'

"Stakeholders"

Millennials are getting right f*cked.

Low paying jobs,
Many hours of travel to work because one can't afford to live closeby,
working 10 hour a day, and
there is no hope of owning a home.

Then people say 'oh what do you do when you get home?'

Sleeeep for the limited hours left!

Then your partner says 'oh you just come home to sleep'

Then you have instagram and all these 'influencers' saying go after your dreams... while they very well know they only get paid for heavily edited images.

Wish things were better for everyone.