I wish I had been an “ex-Google tech lead” for a week - so that could tell everyone I was “ex Google” as if it were like being a Dr. or something.

(not)

I quit Google even before they could hire me!!!

It's quite annoying when ppl use fang internships as a badge of honor.
Almost as annoying as those university pricks that arrogantly flash their papers and think they're above all else.

Their fragile ego usually can't sustain being ignored tho.

Let's not forget the "ex-Facebook, ex-husband, ex-AlgoExpert partner and unapologetic doxxer" part and I'm possibly missing a few key stuff.

change "I used to be a Google employee" for "I was fired from Google"

In that case I wish I worked for a company called Pert (there is one registered in Slovakia, not software stuff though) so I could finally say to people "Yeah, I'm an ex Pert"

@Hazarth nice

@N00bPancakes That’s perfect. Maybe I’ll just tell people that.

@Berkmann18 I know the one!

@eo2875 “I was fired from Google for creating interfaces that were intuitive and enjoyable”

Ah, those ex-Google YOUTUBERS... I can see how it's ironic, you know.