FUCK COMPOSER SERIOUSLY WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT

FUCK COMPOSER

What is wrong with composer? Apart from the sometimes slow package install process it is one of the greatest tools in PHP land

You must be doing it wrong.

@psion1369 Yeah well they done it wrong first !
It never work as intended i'm becoming mad

My only real problem with composer is that it is quite slow in my experience and hogs a lot of RAM sometimes when installing (up to the point where I can't use it on my, albeit very small, VPS)

@liammartens do you have xdebug enabled?

@nblackburn tell me more about xdebug 😀

@abr4xas xdebug is a module for PHP that enables powerful debugging of your applications, the reason I asked if it was enabled is because when enabled can significantly slow down the engine.

@nblackburn no I don't ;) (full disclaimer my VPS only has 768MB of RAM and I mean I can run small things but installing Laravel for example is a no go with everything else I have running on the server as well)

@Artemix I havent used laravel in a long time and I am already a phalcon user 😀 havent you seen me praising phalcon around here 😂

- Stupid workflow
- Stupid doc
- Stupid articles talking about it
- Stupid comments talking about it
- Stupid you
- Stupid me
- Stupid PHP and it's stupid ecosystem and so called ninjagurus should BURN

IS THAT ENOUGH RANTING FOR YA HUHHHH

AAAAAAARRGHGWABWABWABWA

@-FLX I feel like php and you aren't getting along. So I suggest jumping on the ruby train! Nothing but rainbows and butterflies and happiness in ruby land... plus no composer

@doz87 You're late !
I expected a ruby fanboy talking about rainbow&butterflies way sooner.
Is your language dying or what ?

@-FLX dying?? What are you talking about? The hype may have subsided which is good but the language is still just as strong

@doz87 I agree. Ruby is fucking amazing! (Although I still do c# because that's what I've always done mostly.)

I FUCKING HATE COMPOSER TOO. IT IS A DIRTY. A BIG DIRTY.

@hiken Yes, and at one point monkeys were the smartest thing in the world. That doesn't mean that they are smart, and they still fling their shitty error messages about because they're not intelligent enough to communicate.

I hate this piece of sh*** too!!!111