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Djennic
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Time for payback, who's in?

I have always considered the regular recruitment spam to be annoying. Based on all your rants I now consider these messages a plague. My experiences with rodent... you either use repellent or lure them in a trap.

I have currently listed the following chatbot functionality for project 'Piper of Hamelin'. Love to hear your ideas to maximise counterparty time wasted.

- Yes I would be very interested in this job opportunity, especially since in addition to all 10 listed languages I am also very experienced in the following [list of 20 languages]
- Hi, hereby my resume, looking forward to your response (no attachment)
- Hi, hereby my resume, somehow it wasn't properly attached previous message (attach corrupted file)
- Hi, I am sorry but unfortunately something urgent came in between, can you please reschedule our meeting
- Hi, for some reason I cannot connect to Zoom/Teams/Else, can you send a new invite on another platform later this week
- Hi, somehow the document got lost, can you please resend vancency.pdf
- Hi, I really appreciate your time and effort, though a new opportunity came along just know that suits me better.

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  • 1
    4y
    Evil
  • 3
    4y
    I see what you're trying to do and I get it... but just don't?

    It's a job position that exists and someone has to do it... most of them are shit (honestly, getting rejected over 30 times a day probably does that to a person)

    Occasionally there's one or two that are actually good and read your profile and do their job properly... and you'll just punish those because of the sins of the group as well...

    dunno man, I get your frustration, but this is literally going down on their level in my opinion
  • 0
    4y
    Send repo I am ready to make PR
  • 2
    4y
    So now we're advocating vigilant-ism? Don't you have something elde to do? More productive? Less disruptive for recruiters? You can mark the email as spam and move on dude. Don't be a douche... recruiters have it hard as it is. 🙄
  • 0
    4y
    Tell them you only work with FORTRAN
  • 0
    4y
    Fortran is good
  • 1
    4y
    That's a good idea for bad recruiters! I was just listening to stdout the rapper and this rant coincided with this song about recruiters: https://youtube.com/watch/...
    hahaha
  • 0
    4y
    I like it.
  • 1
    4y
    @justDeployIt OMG WHY HAVE I NEVER HEARD OF THIS BAND!
  • 1
    4y
    @d-fanelli I heard about that channel from a rant here :D
    They have very cool songs, enjoy :)
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