Fuck Oracle for their scummy practices.

  • 3
    I'll pass, I may catch something.
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    Please provide feedback on why you failed to appreciate how amazing Oracle™ Software is

    1) Oracle Database™ decided it was too good for your program, and so refused to be provisioned

    2) Java™ (Runs on 3 Billion devices) failed to compile because you as the programmer didn't appreciate it's greatness enough

    3) Other (Please remember to grovel sufficiently to Larry Ellison)
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    For me, it's 1) the db didn't like my program and the session disappears.

    I have other stuff running more time, but never had problems with losing session. It's always the small programs
  • 0
    shut up your face
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    Oracle: One Rich Asshole Called Larry Ellison.
  • 1
    @Fast-Nop this is a good one hahaha
  • 1
    Fuck Apple and their scummy practices.
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