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I've to confess something. Promise me you'll accept me here?

I don't write tests.

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  • 2
    You'll be accepted if it's not your fault. Budget for tests is a gift denied to many of us
  • 3
    At least tell me you Catch errors ;)
  • 3
    Tests are for lamers who are not sure of their code. Real tough guys code straight in production and with no backups. ;)
  • 1
    @provector you forgot real coders write everything directly in assembly
  • 1
    I find most people don't until they're really really forced to and then they do see the value. But then they get busy and stop writing them.

    Such is life!

    "the business waits for no tests." - my mentor.
  • 0
    I do, sometimes, it depends, I like to but my boss is an ass so deploy without test blame the requirements
  • 0
    @ocab19
    *ahem* real programmers use a magnetized needle and a steady hand.

    Or C-x M-c M-butterfly. That works too.
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