Just finished dinner and the phone goes:"hello I am phoning from Microsoft support" *cracks knuckles* let the games begin

Oh really? sir, I work for Microsoft... how do ya think?!

*other side retarded*

Could you please put down the dialogue? Please let us know how long you stayed on the line

50 minutes of them playing around on Microsofts internet explorer 6 test VM (XP I gave it no resources so it was slow as balls), and because it was IE 6 the website I was directed to didn't render well at all, so that spooked him when I said it looked "fake" I eventually had to use the bathroom so I told him. The call ended with him threatening to hack me because he had "my" IP