A big shoutout to all software vendors, who, at the top of their product homepage, simply explain to you in 2-3 non-bullshit sentences what their product actually does, and what it is used for. I fucking love you.

And a big fat middle finger to all the rest with your useless buzzword gobbledygook. Go to hell.

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    I feel your pain mate.
  • 3
    And to those who compose a real proper README - I <3 your effort, mate!
  • 3
    Glad I’m not the only one who always has issues reading these things
  • 3
    Short screen-capture gifs of actual use cases are out of this world!
  • 0
    QFT. Especially hate those that grew to be an entire platform, so it's no longer clear what their main product/USP is.
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    What do we do?

    We deliver cutting-edge, disruptive products and services to customers all over the world.

    - Customer: This thing is really great it helped us grow our business.

    Pricing: Contact us for prices.
  • 2
    like this?
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    "quantum nano generator, your be next-gen hyper advanced* random number generator to generate a number from 1 to 10! Now only for 4.99 a month!"

    *Our program makes use of a wide spread open source library
  • 0
    I wish I could upvote this a thousand times
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