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				Someone got offended by sexism on similar post, it was, "if girls were programming languages"
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				@theabbie my girl would be brainfuck- i don't know what she's doing down there , but when we're done she'll have fucked my brains out
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				I still want a language that let's me open a scope with colon and close it with a semicolon and enforces indenting.
 
 Colon - keeps the style of python
 
 Semicolon - shorter than an end statement, cleaner, and let's you know where the scope begins and ends.
 
 It's a nitpick, but it's my favorite nitpick.
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							 rayanon4 rayanon4 Dance like no one's watching. Encrypt like everyone is. Dance like no one's watching. Encrypt like everyone is.







If languages had slogans...
1) Java -- Buy one get two for free on your delicious NPEs.
2) C -- I burn way too much calories talking, let's do some sign language. Now see over there... 👉
3) Python -- Missing semi-colon? Old method. Just add an extra space and watch the world burn.
4) C++ -- My ancestors made a lot of mistakes, let's fix it with more mistakes.
5) Go -- Meh. I can't believe Google can be this lazy with names.
6) Dart -- I'm the new famous.
7) PHP -- To hide your secrets. Call us on 0700 error_reporting(0)
8) JavaScript -- Asynchronous my ass!
9) Lua -- Beginners love us because arrays start at 1
10) Kotlin -- You heard right. Java is stupid!
11) Swift -- Ahhh... I'm tasty, I'm gonna die, someone please give me some memory.
12) COBOL -- I give jobs to the unemployed.
13) Rust -- I'm good at garbage collection, hence my name.
14) C# -- I am cross-platform because I see sharp.
15) VB -- 🙄
16) F# -- 😴
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