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> day 3439
> I have become the reviewer, there is no longer such thing as a programmer, just a reviewer
> the copilot AI was renamed "The Pilot"
> I sit and read through thousands of lines of code a day adding missing new line characters and adding semi-colons for paranoid dev leads
> reviewed a hello world function today
> instead of, return "Hello World!", it said "Goodbye World! >:)"
> I fixed it and submitted a PR
> this has been happening more and more lately
> apparently it's more efficient to fix the bugs of a malicious AI during pull reviews then it is for humans to make the programs
> congress just signed a bill last week allowing "The Pilot" to work on nuclear launch code
> I hope I don't mess up

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  • 6
    Why is everyone in fear of an AI providing bootstrap code, when IBM are already trying to remove the dev?

    https://research.ibm.com/blog/...

    I feel the fear is misplaced on the wrong target 😞
  • 0
    Those copilot jokes are already tiring and not funny.

    Stop. Get some help.
  • 1
    @iiii jeez chill out brah
  • 0
    It's going to be a bad dev because it has no understanding, not because it would be malicious. And when (because we will) we create affordable near-human intelligence the world will change so fundamentally that devs' productivity increasing hundredfold will be the smallest part of it.
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