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I think my favorite MacBook Pro™ with touch bar feature is when I'm changing the volume while listening to music, and the bar bugs ou- ahem, decides that I actually want to listen at max volume, and proceeds to rape my ears.

If only Tim Cook were here, and would grace my humble existence by allowing me to pleasure him with my mouth. It is moments like these that make me feel truly blessed to be an Apple chosen one.

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  • 4
    Apple knows what you want in a computer better than you do. How dare you question Dear Leader Cook. Off to the work camps with you!
  • 0
    Kill that abomination with fire!
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