I am such a fucking idiot i cannot believe how many stupid things i have done in the past hour because i was horny and bored. I cant believe i saw none of the signs its so fucking glaringly obvious and now my life is essentially over. I dont know how im going to show my face to anyone I know its so fucked up. Met a person on chat roulette, then skype, started cybering on cam then she told me i would show her my credit card and give her money unless she would send the video to everyone on my facebook list. I dont even know why i added her on facebook, just a false account to get my friends list and now every one i Know is going to see my dick. I didnt give her my card because im not that dumb and eternal humiliation is better than having my bank account cleaned but I dont know what im going to do.

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TLDR my life is over

A bit of humiliation (if any) does not mean your life is over. It's pretty far from that.

If your dick is average or above then no worries. With all the problems in the world, your dick will not be the focus of other people's attention.

Half of the world's population has a dick. Another half would somehow want to see one.

No worries.

@jasongodev wait, are you saying women want dick picks?

It's gonna be fine, everyone is horny. There's also a chance she was bluffing, might not even have the recording set-up (skype usually notifies you when the other party is taking a video or a screenshot I think right?). And you can report the account on FB because that's also against their ToC

though have this also be a lesson learned. Never post nudes and never nude-chat... People should already learn their lesson. The only data that cannot be leaked on the internet is data that doesn't exist...

this is also why I object to taking pictures of my ID for services that deal with crypto... bugger off, I'm not sending my ID somewhere to fucking America for some creep to have it on their server... much less my dick and even less the same dick and my face in the same screen... It's not life ruining, but just live your life to not give the upper hand to anyone...

Do adequate people seriously sit that much in Facebook?

This is hilarious and i agree with everyone else. You will be fine. This will mature into a good story to tell in a few years.

If anyone says they saw your dick on FB, ask them why the fuck they have a FB account. Now *that’s* embarrassing.

Tell them it's deep face'd

@Hazarth You have to send pics of your dick to the US for verification?

Shit, that’s one comprehensive vetting process.

Must be a little awkward when they scan you on entry.

@platypus

You can't buy crypto in the US with a small dong :( it's true

Or sell it as NFT!

@Hazarth it's not only against ToC, it's extortion and thus probably illegal.

Dont worry about it bro just say she said she 'wanted to be your life long partner and that she also said she was seeing a psychiatrist for nimphomania and that she said she just needed to see your dick to be sure that you were the one!' what guy would not? P.s. i dont send dic pics because i have nothin' to be proud of =D

Hey, I've dealt with situations like this before!

Overall, you want to stall the process for asong as possible. Start asking if you can meet in person, ask what happens if the card gets declined, etc...

The first thing to do is contact facebook support and report the account, if you can speak to someone, even better. Next, delete your account and any other social media accounts with the same email or username. Finally, alert your friends and family that if they receive unsolicited facebook messsages about you, that it is a crazy, vindictive Ex-girlfriend who is trying to extort you for money and sex.

Let me know if you need anymore advice or have questions. Godspeed, brother.

Dude, don't you have a "fake" identity for all of that ?

I literally have separated mails, facebook, linkdin, credit card (It's a virtual one) and bunch of accounts.

@ScriptCoded that's also reasonable, actually. Just show them good deepface examples, which are plentyful.