Yup
Retire in England
That’s what you gotta do
Renounce USA
Move to a jolly old place with a nice cold climate

if you want cold climate with disgusting food, try the german part of the alps.

@stop what’s wrong with food there?

That said, if you really want a cold climate with disgusting food, try Sweden

@100110111 bayern and baden-würtenberg are theparts of germany with the most disgusting food.

@stop I love Schwabian food! Come on, how good is spätzle? Or schupfnudels? Or maultaschen?

@100110111 do you like kidneys or liver?

@stop no, not really, but they are not omnipresent in the cuisine there tho

@UnicornPoo ok Scotland than
And the jolly part wasn’t literal
Meant “jolly old England”

@UnicornPoo heh actually appears England’s climate is about the same as the mid Atlantic currently but I like rain and fog

makes me wanna cry.

https://youtu.be/rVtB6afVg9A

@UnicornPoo is it true an american would have trouble understanding them for awhile ?

@UnicornPoo god that would be nice. a nice stone cottage with a computer, a broad hat.. wtf woudl i do for work in that region ? you know thats a good question. i can't imagine many scots are farmers anymore with the global market and all. here in the usa we have commercial farmers but that doesn't employ alot of people and we import alot of food from where the people are primarily brown in coloration and slash and burning the rainforest.

@UnicornPoo same with ireland, wtf do most people in ireland do ? work in canning factories like some 1950s novel ?

you can argue that most countries in the 1st world are likely engaging in middle class vocations but that doesn;t add up when you see places like america for example where we have DIRT poor people. and there just never seems to be any crap jobs readily available anymore.

god i hate my fathers generation

i mean they advertise said crap jobs, but i don't know anyone who say works at a chicken processing or meat plant, or a chemical factory or a dog food plant....

most people i knew who worked crap jobs worked in retail, restaurant, or labor jobs.. but then you have to have a buying middle class and we've reached a rather depressing brick wall.

then there is government jobs but in my mothers day that involved alot of paperwork and well who wants to work for them anymore, they don't seem to do much outside of interesting jobs like fema which never seem to really be available even though they're advertised, or the military which only covers a person to a certain age unless they advance in rank and i personally, while i have met officers, don't know a whole lot of retired military people who were officers, and nco's tend to stay in only until the mil boots them... so..

and then with my luck i'd have ended up in iraq since we don't kick europe or the russia around anymore lol

so. nogo there.
the feds are a shell, i know this for certain.

so like... most especially if we're relying on the third world which is quickly eating its own people at a much faster rate than before, like in china, what really are we doing ?

course the answer is the illegal sex industry is at an all time high, but where do people get the money to pay them if they don't get to work ? and what am I supposed to do if I can't do tech ? work in a concrete factory and die 20 years early ? the clean technology initiatives were all a sham, had we actually followed through there would be more options.

i mean christ if you paid me 30.00 an hour and put me in a hazmat suit I'd take a turn temporarily doing some awful job, or hell even less to pull around a skid jack if i had to at a reasonable rate accounting for the sheer number of people who need employed.

this rant will keep reappearing :P verbatim.

@UnicornPoo know what i mean weird person with the strangest s/n i ever saw ?