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I want a sentient compiler that manifests as a pretty kitty with a grumpy look on its face !
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@Haxk20 wouldn’t it be great though ? It could talk to you about how you did and tell you what would be better and engage in conversation and purr and get petted and keep you company during a long build
It would be like having a friend you could trust or love that is genuine and kind and sweet instead of the garbage rapist whores I’m surrounded by all day -
You know while I don’t like a litter box in my apartment for example as I think cats are best in houses that have basements or a separate rooms for them
I think it’s funny that dog people choose an animal that just shits and pisses everywhere else
Like sidewalks
Or other peoples yards
Or parks where people play and sit
Kind of like homeless drunk people
And that’s the pet they choose
The one that makes everyone else miserable
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