Naming stuff is the hardest thing in development nowadays

var something;

I think there was a poll a few years ago and naming stuff was neck to neck with bad management on a list of stressful things for devs.

Well sir, looks like you are definitely NOT home within the web area. Just take a random word, let's say "water" , create some variation of the word to make it look DIFFERENT but sound the same, "wota", and append js to it. Voilà, "wotajs". Now we need a good catch line. Something like "wotajs, the framework that humanity needs". You know, because humanity can't exist without water, hehe.... He... He.... Real world examples that applied "Windfield's Naming Algorithm™", patent already applied, are vue (frontend framework for managing Javascript views, view->vue->vuejs).
Feel free to ask any questions concerning the algorithm!

Variables, classes, functions

And building js frameworks the easiest