It's always the people who being nothing but "million dollar ideas" who want you to build the entire product and then have the audacity to ask for 50% profit.

Everyone has a million dollar idea except for us devs 🤷🏼‍♂️

I don't even listen to people when they start saying: I have an idea...
Me: and I have to go!

@gitpush why is it always something that had already been thought of too??

Friend: Yo, I have a great idea for a stock trading bot! It will make us millions!

Me: I'm 99% sure someone has thought of that already.

Friend: Yea but ours can be better!

@Nanos wait.... I just had an idea...

So you know how burning fossil fuels is ruining the planet, right? What if, bear with me, we developed a car (do you see where I'm going with this??) that doesn't run on gas, but instead (wait for it), runs on electricity!!!!

Surely no one has ever thought of that before.

@Nanos Neither. We should make the door a circular screw on, that way when people screw it off, it won't fall in on itself.

@Nanos We attach a string to it and then give the circular door a lip, like a Frisbee. Then, if thrown up just right, the door can also act as a parasail and assist the user in getting the vehicle out of tight areas.

I call it Wind Assisted Guidance.

@LapidistCubed exactly that's why I never listen to them ...