Versioning is like fart. If you have to force to push it, it's probably shit.

Ref: Reddit

Or you're trying to fix the shit...

Git gud -f push master

Might be a concept for one of those "Lets write funny aliases for well known commands" things.

* force pushing a major version update = "take a big dump"
* force push a minor version update = "take a poo"
* force push a patch update = "fart"