You either born a winner or a wiener.

#ShowerThoughts

And my wiener's bigger than yours.

People from Vienna: "Aww, shit"

@BixelPitch Yeah I always feel energized after I've had a wiener or two.

I usually eat them with mayonnaise.

You do still need to remove hair, skin and bones yourself though, and if you're not in the EU, the import tax and shipping in refrigerated coffins can be high.

@bittersweet ......

@BixelPitch I think that's how a world war started. Some wiener Archduke and his wife were shot over a condiment argument in Sarajevo.