I'm bored, tell me a joke.

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@swagnette lol !!!

I'll show you one

Tell your mom to stop calling me.

Management thinks you've been doing such a great job that you can have the next two days off!

Your mom knows what u do for a living

I can tell you a joke but you may not get it

Bloke with three daughters is asked by Daughter 1:

"Daddy why am I called Rose?", to which he replies, "Well when you were born a rose petal fell on your pretty little nose so that's what we named you, Rose".

ThenDaughter 2 asks, "Daddy why am I called Lilly?", and he says, "When you were born a lilly floated down on to your head, so that's what we called you sweetheart".

Daughter three says, "WhagrgrsaafghhfBESAAfasd!??" To which he replies "SHUT THE FUCK UP CINDERBLOCK"

GOD !

@rEaL-jAsE no but i found saying it funny.

@rEaL-jAsE APE? fuuny, I want an iBanana phone.

Your life