Dear Client,

If you could go ahead and decide your product pricing instead of having me publish the wrong pricing and get all your customers excited only for them to see you double the price later? That'd be greeeeaaaat. M'kay?

P.S. I make money when you make money. You're gonna lose money now. Lots of it.

PPS I ask you to review the recent updates for a reason. The new prices are up: this time please check them out by reading the letters and numbers that appear. Invoice for hand holding is on its way.

(Sorry i deal with easily avoidable catastrophes myself so wanted to elaborate so i can use this as a template lol)