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JsonBoa30143ydude, it is still happening. Me and my team (The Six Witchers) just got allocated to the project. Big things are coming, and the night is dark and full of terrors.
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JsonBoa30143y@Cyanide thanks, man. Trying to import ye ol' shakespeare.h to break the monotony of daylong efficiency-first words-mashing corporatespeak
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Why is this not the problem style of hacking competitions like PicoCTF lol. It's SUUPER interesting For real though, good luck fighting with undocumented Java code.
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JsonBoa30143y@AlgoRythm heh, good news. The first sprint ends tomorrow and I have plenty of updates.
I'm not gonna pull a G.R.R. Martin and take years before the next one is out!
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@JsonBoa G.R.R means that the six witcher will be dead before the end of the next rant. Maybeeeee two rants - but then it will be the Red Sprint, and none will survive....
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JsonBoa30143y@magicMirror just remembered that I did have a Red Sprint, and didn't survived it. My previous company beheaded 60% of headcount back in May 2020. Gotta tell that story some day.
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I thought I'll get to see a part 2 on your profile. First time I'm disappointed on devRant
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JsonBoa30143y@fullstackchris @StackSmasher123 , Part 2 is already up!
https://devrant.com/rants/5054467/...
The second sprints ends by Feb 4th, soon after I should have the third chapter :)
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MojoJojo8Legacy code is like overgrown bangs 😋 It's very hard to decide if you have to let it grow out or trim it.
In the begining of time, when The Company was small and The Data could fit in some fucking excel sheets, Those Who Came Before implemented some java tool to issue invoices, notify customers and clear received payments.
Then came the Time Of The Great Expanse, when The Company grew to unthinkable levels. Headcount increased with each passing day, and The Data shows that everything was going great!
But when the future seemed bright, came The Stall-Out. The days when The Company could not expand as fast as it did before. And Those Who Came Before left, abandoning their Undocumented Java Tool to its own luck.
Those who came after knew nothing of the inner workings of the Undocumented Java Tool. They knew only that the magical Jar would take a couple fucking excel spreadsheets and spit out reports and send emails like magic.
And those were The Dark Days.
In the darkness, The Data grew to be a monster. Soon a fucking excel spreadsheet could not hold The Data contained any longer. Those Who Came After, fearing the wrath of The Undocumented Java Tool, dared not mess with its code. Instead, they fucking cut away the lowest volume transactions from the fucking input spreadsheet, and left the company to report the unbilled invoices as "surprise losses". Fucking script kiddies, were Those Who Came After.
Then, at The Darkest of Days (literally, Dec 21st), marched into the project The Six Witchers, who fear not the Demon of Refactoring.
This story is still unfolding. Will The Six Witchers manage to unravel the mysteries of The Undocumented Java Tool? Will they be able to reverse engineer the fucking black box, and scale it's magic into a modern application?
Will they decrease revenue forecasting error by at least 2% in a single strike?
Only the future will tell.
rant
legacy systems
data overflow
stall out
surprise upgrade