Why the fuck do SD cards always land on the floor dark-side up?! It's so fucking frustrating to find them!!

My internet experience went to shit after disabling cookies. Fucking hell.

Angel got no chill

As all things should be..

Dropped my phone on my laptop.

"Your PC ran into a problem..."

I was developing an Android app during college training. I made the app in three days, actually, three nights.

Three consecutive nights of only coding had its toll on me. I got burned out.

I couldn't even look at my laptop. Every code I looked made me want to throw up. That's how much burned out I was.

Well, after three more days, the feelings of throwing up receded, and I was back on track.

This was my second worst burned out experience.

1. Open a rant.
2. Click refresh button before the rant gets loaded.
3. Magic!

Do you know what's happening in Delhi right now? Probably the smallest devRant meet.

It's just me and ceee, chilling over chai!

What the fucking fuck you bastard of an OS? Your fucking filthy "Copying" dialog box!

One of these days, I am gonna fuck you up in the ass so hard, you are gonna see Gates flying!

I am copying a file from CD in to my PC. At 97%, this shit hole of an OS says through it's fucking urine hole of a "Copying" dialog box: "An unexpected error is keeping you from copying this file. Try Again/Skip/Cancel"

Seriously?! It's 2018, and an unexpected error is keeping me from copying the file?! Where the fuck is your QA?

I, being an unreasonably optimistic human with this Billy fucker, click "Try Again".

What happens? You know very well what happens. This shit of an OS starts copying the file again! From 0%!

This is the second time, this bloody, filthy, fucking "Copying" dialog box has given me problems.

I am telling you, it's days are numbered in my PC. The countdown starts now.
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It happened again! At fucking 97%! I just want to scream now.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!

Rantury!

From .. the grey colour?

Ah! The sense of achievement you get, the feeling of accomplishment you feel, the beautiful red light that glows up on board, when you repair your home's broken wiring.

I fucking ❤ hardware. Best WYSIWYG of all.

Windows: Copying 2,513 items from <here> to <here>.
Me: OK.

Windows: 84% complete.
Me: OK.

Windows: Shit.
Me: What?!

Windows: "Copying" dialog box is not responding.
Me: Fuck you.

Windows: Well, yeah, sorry.
Me: Fuck you.

Windows: Do something else until it unfreezes.
Me: OK.
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Me: Fuck you. Everything's stuck. Can't click anywhere.
Windows: You can still use your mouse, though.

Me: Yeah, I guess. Wait a second, it's also stuck. The whole thing is frozen as ice.
Windows: What about keyboard?

Me: I said, THE WHOLE FUCKING THING!
Windows: Well, sorry?

Me: FUCK YOU!!

1. I am reading a rant.
2. I get a mega urge to check my ++'s.
3. I don't want to go to Menu > Profile.
4. I comment on the rant.
5. I check my ++'s.
6. I delete the comment.

> Click on a rant. Read, interact, enjoy.

> Click "back" button.

> Feed reloads. Back to the top.

Fuck this shit. Every fucking time!

Would you look at that ping, please? 😍

What the real fuck?! My phone's storage is decreasing automatically. I am not doing a fucking thing! And it's still going on. Only 145 MB of free storage is left. My phone is hanging a lot and apps are crashing. I can't do a fucking thing on my phone!

I checked storage in settings. Everything looks fine. But the Misc. This fucking thing is holding 9.85 GB, and when I open it, it shows only 1.9 GB. WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?!

AAAAAAAAAA!!

Anybody?

A company gave a placement talk in college today.

First, they talked about their company's facts and figures, which no one was interested in.

Second, they talked about Amazon and Jeff's vision, AirBnB and their revolutionary idea, more than their own company and products.

Third, they showed some testimonial videos of their employees and customers.

"What the fuck is going on?" I thought. We were there to get information about a placement test.

Buzzwords started coming in. Machine Learning, Artificial Intelligence, Big Data and what not.

Last 15 minutes, a guy came. He talked about test date, test format and test topics, finally.

An hour and half wasted for 15 minutes of information.

Fuck placement talks.

FUCK DEVRANT FOR CRASHING AT THE FUCKING WRONG TIME AND LOSING MY FUCKING RANT!

FUCK YOU!

FUCK DEVRANT FOR NOT SAVING THE STATE OF MY FUCKING RANT!

FUCK YOUU!

FUCK DEVRANT FOR MAKING ME FUCKING ANGRY AND FORCING ME TO WRITE THE WHOLE FUCKING THING AGAIN!

FUCK YOUUU!

Shutting down Windows instead of putting it into sleep should not save state. It did, in my case.

I had Chrome opened before shutting down. It's still there.

This is very nice fail-safe method, I must say.

WHAT THE FUCK? IS THIS REAL?

I got a call from a managment institute asking me if I have any MBA plans after graduation.

I said no and asked the person where did he get my number.

He said: Google

Like how? How does this even work? HOW?

There should be an option of "Wrong category/tag used" while downvoting.

Visual Studio: Downloading... for two hours.

*Sigh*

SQL & Assembly: The most intuitive languages I have used

I miss Windows 7.

Windows is working on updates, so - you know - I have a free day. What's up?

This. This is the reason.

What a beautiful boss!

To all those who suggested The IT Crowd - Thank You!

Manjaro did it. It has dethroned Mint.