There once was a beautiful initiative to put ballistic missile launch codes into a small capsule and hide it near some person’s heart.

This person would give consent to become the president’s personal assistant and will be paid indefinitely just to be around president all the time.

This way, if the president wants to launch missiles, they first needs to kill one person with their own hands before killing millions.

  • 2
    Both Bushs would just have claimed god's command and done it.
    Trump wouldn't even get, why the code bearer died.
    Biden wouldn't even blink when doing it - with a spoon.
  • 5
    Didn't they try this in Russia, but had to stop after trying to find the 10th assistant for Putin in as many weeks?
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