Writing this before i go to bed in the hopes that somebody will comment and in the morning i can wake up and pretend i actually have friends.

Hey, friend.

Oi mate, long time no see

Did you know that the word for "fear of long words" is hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia, now you do

Hey, bud.

Hey, dont call me friend, pal!

We're acquaintances.

I see you more as a spooning buddy.

When you wake up in the morning I'm already gone, nothing to remember me by except a warm back and dreams of being embraced by sweaty hands and hairy arms.

See you tonight, buddy, leave your windows unlocked for me.