How to plug a USB in a USB port:

1. Try to insert it
2. If it doesn't go, rotate it 180 degrees
3. Of it doesn't go, rotate it back
4. There you go

5. Upgrade to USB-C

Ah yes, USB superposition

Thats how theyre supposed to work, arent they?

Every. Fucking. Time.

#toptip if the holes in the USB are on the top and your USB port isn't upside down it will always go in first time ;)

that's because they have 3 opposite sides

After many years my New year's resolution this year was to remember the way my ports are rotated and check the plug before inserting. You may not think it, but "A whole new world" was sung from the heavens for the first month.