Me: "It's been three months, and you haven't placed the footer at the bottom of the page yet? It's in the bloody middle"

Colleague: "I havent gotten around to it yet"

Me: "I'm not really involved in this project, but I'm gonna move that fucking footer, it takes literally 2 seconds!"

He got pissed of and told me no.
He later told me "I don't want you to do it... cause I want to learn how to do it myself".

He's been working with web development for the last fucking year and a half...

Oh. It's been another 3 weeks. The footer is still right in the bloody middle of the page 🙃

  • 4
    Bloody really?
    That would take one freaking minute
  • 11
    How would you go ahead and do it? Um asking for a friend
  • 8

    position: fixed;
    bottom: 0;
    width: 100%;
    height: 30px;
    margin: 0;
    background: rgba(20, 20, 20, 0.75);
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  • 2
    Um maybe try to offer to explain him how to do so instead of being a dick
  • 7
    @matanl I did tell him. And how was I a dick? He should know how to do it. Am I a dick for askin him to do something? Or am I a dick for offering to do it for him? Or was I a dick for telling him how to do it? I think I'm speaking to the dick here :)
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