Spend way too much time crafting email responses, littered with subtle sarcasm and hints at their total incompetence with a gentle push in to what they should be focusing on, instead of sending ridiculous half baked fucking foolish requests.

I hear you I've wasted years subtly pointing out stupidity. Your best bet is to replace the entire message with either a positive or negative word/phrase dependant upon the initial context.

Save your brain processing power for something more important.